This ginormous, luridly colored building heartily embraces Texas's bigger-is-better attitude. People in various states of inebriation intersect constantly, often carrying plates stacked 6-inches tall with nachos A towering children's playground, pool tables, big-screen TVs, Tex-Mex galore, a dessert counter, and strong, cheap margaritas bring together one of the most diverse crowds in San Antonio.

The predecessor of Cowboy's Dancehall, this country dance-club has thrived over 25 years by hosting concerts featuring up-and-coming country-music talent. Nightly hip-hop and country dance music keeps patrons movin' on the patented racetrack-style dance floor.

Daily drink specials married with the cheap thrill of black lights during cosmic bowling make this bar unique. The Split Rail has a pool table, a huge television for sports, and karaoke Thursday and Friday nights. Dollar bowling games on Tuesdays.

Thursty Turtle is a neighborhood bar that can be packed like a nightclub or extremely laid back on any given night. Comfy leather couches steer conversationalists away from darts and pool tables, while a daily happy hour until 8 p.m. appeals to all.